Barney <3

Marshall Eriksen: You're telling me that when you watch "The Karate Kid", you don't root for Daniel-san?
Ted Mosby: Who do you root for in "Die Hard"?
Barney Stinson: Hans Gruber. Charming international bandit. In the end, he dies hard. He's the title character.
Lily Aldrin: What about "The Breakfast Club"?
Barney Stinson: The teacher running detention. He's the only guy in the whole movie wearing a suit.
Robin Scherbatsky: I've got one. "The Terminator".
Barney Stinson: What's the name of the movie, Robin? Who among us did not shed a tear when his little red eye went out in the end, and he didn't get to kill all those people?
[Breaks down]
Barney Stinson: I'm sorry. I just get so emotional.
Ted Mosby: I am never watching a movie with you again.
Barney Stinson: They didn't even try to help him!

Community <3

Jeff Winger: Everyone look alive. Leonard, close enough.
Jeff Winger: Greendale, it's been a pleasure fighting with you. Some of us won't make it, but there is a place where we will all see eachother again. and that place is Denny's.
Leonard: Which Denny's?
Jeff Winger: We'll figure that out later, Leonard.
Leonard: The one near the fifteen exit, I'm banned from there.
Jeff Winger: Then I guess I'll see you in Hell.

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Hawthorne: What are you, Scandinavian?
Britta: Yeah, Swedish!
Hawthorne: Swedish dogs! Your blood is tainted by generations of race mixing with Laplanders! You're basically Finns!

"You know, I know about farming."

Gaius Baltar (James Callis), Battlestar Galactica

"I laid out the cabin today. It’s gonna have an easterly view. You should see the light that we get here, when the sun comes from behind those mountains. It’s almost heavenly. It reminds me of you."

William Adama (Edward James Olmos), Battlestar Galactica