Barney <3
| Marshall Eriksen: | You're telling me that when you watch "The Karate Kid", you don't root for Daniel-san? |
| Ted Mosby: | Who do you root for in "Die Hard"? |
| Barney Stinson: | Hans Gruber. Charming international bandit. In the end, he dies hard. He's the title character. |
| Lily Aldrin: | What about "The Breakfast Club"? |
| Barney Stinson: | The teacher running detention. He's the only guy in the whole movie wearing a suit. |
| Robin Scherbatsky: | I've got one. "The Terminator". |
| Barney Stinson: | What's the name of the movie, Robin? Who among us did not shed a tear when his little red eye went out in the end, and he didn't get to kill all those people? |
| [Breaks down] | |
| Barney Stinson: | I'm sorry. I just get so emotional. |
| Ted Mosby: | I am never watching a movie with you again. |
| Barney Stinson: | They didn't even try to help him! |
