Barney <3

Marshall Eriksen: You're telling me that when you watch "The Karate Kid", you don't root for Daniel-san?
Ted Mosby: Who do you root for in "Die Hard"?
Barney Stinson: Hans Gruber. Charming international bandit. In the end, he dies hard. He's the title character.
Lily Aldrin: What about "The Breakfast Club"?
Barney Stinson: The teacher running detention. He's the only guy in the whole movie wearing a suit.
Robin Scherbatsky: I've got one. "The Terminator".
Barney Stinson: What's the name of the movie, Robin? Who among us did not shed a tear when his little red eye went out in the end, and he didn't get to kill all those people?
[Breaks down]
Barney Stinson: I'm sorry. I just get so emotional.
Ted Mosby: I am never watching a movie with you again.
Barney Stinson: They didn't even try to help him!

Man crushes

Why am I - as a heterosexual male - posting my TOP-5 man crushes? Because I’m awesome, that’s why. Bitch.

1. Hugh Laurie

Hugh Laurie

2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

3. Ewan McGregor

Ewan McGregor

4. Neil Patrick Harris

Neil Patrick Harris

5. Al Pacino

Al Pacino

Let the gayness commence.