Barney <3

Marshall Eriksen: You're telling me that when you watch "The Karate Kid", you don't root for Daniel-san?
Ted Mosby: Who do you root for in "Die Hard"?
Barney Stinson: Hans Gruber. Charming international bandit. In the end, he dies hard. He's the title character.
Lily Aldrin: What about "The Breakfast Club"?
Barney Stinson: The teacher running detention. He's the only guy in the whole movie wearing a suit.
Robin Scherbatsky: I've got one. "The Terminator".
Barney Stinson: What's the name of the movie, Robin? Who among us did not shed a tear when his little red eye went out in the end, and he didn't get to kill all those people?
[Breaks down]
Barney Stinson: I'm sorry. I just get so emotional.
Ted Mosby: I am never watching a movie with you again.
Barney Stinson: They didn't even try to help him!

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Who are you talking to right now? Who is it, you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. … No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in.

I’m not in danger, Skyler, I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that’d happen to me? No. I am the one who knocks.

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Walter White (Bryan Cranston), Breaking Bad